Why I want to lose 100 pounds

• So I can win attractive women to have sex with
• So I can go off my blood pressure and diabetes medicine
• So I can stop using my c-pap machine
• So I can look hot, dress up, etc.
• So I can be proud to look in the mirror, or at photos
• So I can get around easier. Mobility.
• So I can live a long life
• So I can fit in my clothes better
• So I won't look like Peter Griffin
• So I can encourage others in their weight loss efforts
• So I can reach my dick easier
• So I can enjoy physical activities easier.
• So my knees will last longer
• So I can get in and out of car easier.
• So I can bend over without getting winded.
• So I can regain my confidence.
• So I can wipe my ass easier
• So I can shower easier
• So I can cut my toenails with ease
• So I can dance easier
• So I can button the top button of my shirt
• So I can fit in my suit coat to do interviews
• So my ass creases won't chafe and itch so much